I Really Am a Superstar.

Summary

Zhang Ye was on stage, confidently speaking to the audience. He mentioned his past, when he was bullied and ostracized for being too excellent. He looked into the camera lens, his eyes serious, and said that he would mention the names of those who bullied him in his jokes. The audience erupted into laughter and applause. He introduced himself and said he often missed his hometown, Beijing. He joked about his colleagues from Northeast China, who would eat dumplings when they missed home. He then mentioned Dong Shan Shan, who would go to the stock exchange when she missed Inner Mongolia. The audience laughed at the joke, as the stock market was all green, with prices falling every day. Zhang Ye's jokes were non-stop, each one seamlessly connected to the next. He talked about life in first-tier cities like Beijing and Shanghai, saying it wasn't too fast. He mentioned taking a car in the city, working overtime, and watching football games. The audience was taken aback, then burst into laughter. He also talked about match-fixing in football, saying that players were betting on games. He joked that a team had four players betting on their own team to lose, but the opposing team had eight players betting on themselves to lose. The audience burst out laughing. Zhang Ye concluded by saying that the current state of Chinese football was about deception. The Football Association deceives the clubs, the clubs deceive the players, and the players deceive the football. The audience applauded and cheered, impressed by Zhang Ye's words.

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